Centre Lane Morons
Those morons that hog the centre lane for no reason.
Here's a typical example of a centre lane moron :

The moron in the blue car in the distance is causing an obstruction for at least 5 cars which can be seen in the picture.
Effectively he/she has turned the 3 lane motorway into a 2 lane motorway. Causing a bottleneck, confusion and a safety hazard.
If you are not overtaking in good time get back in the first lane where you belong.
If more people were to take an IAM(Institute of Advanced Motorists) or RoSPA advanced driving course and learn how to drive properly then this problem would be reduced, the roads may even be a little safer as well as reducing the amount of congestion.
03-09-2009